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journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.
me, a millennial:
THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005
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I remember in 4th grade the Principal called me in to her office and was like, “If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even call you in here, but their parents are upset. Zach, you can’t go around calling everyone a loser.”
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isak and even | 4x01
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hearing boys say “my boyfriend” or girls say “my girlfriend” is so cleansing
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i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me
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my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has
saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield
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do u ever just see a girl…. and you’re like.:… wow…..i wouldn’t mind if she kissed me………
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"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."
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the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
